THE SWEETEST WORDS IN A LOVER’S EAR!

Darling Tomato Sauce of my Chips! Without you, I almost fail to breath, even with all this oxygen that’s abundant in Africa. You enrich my life with your ever-present and beautiful smile. I just wish to look at your face every morning as I wake up and in the evening before I rest my head. You are my wealth. With you in my life, the likes of Bill Gates and Sudhir are below my average.

Mujaaja in my chai, you are the answer to all my questions; in fact with you, I have more answers than questions. You are my Google; in you I always find everything I had ever searched for. You are @ in my email address and the only number in my mailing box.

Sweetheart! You have made my life superliciously outstanding. Because of you I have become the subject of envy to men like Obama, Clinton, Robert Mugabe and even Museveni himself.

When I first set my eyes on you I knew I wanted to be your keeper. To run for your heart more than Kiprotich could ever run for the gold. My love for you has grown exponentially and multi- purposely so much that no engineer or mathematician can measure its speed, vectors, diameter, radius or circumference.

I love, value and adore you more than a Munyankole values his cattle, more than a Mukiga likes ebiribwa, more than an Acholi adores his g.nut paste and millet, more than Amama Mbabazi wants to be President. I will always defend you more than a Itesot would ever defend his local brew (malwa).

Each day that passes, I pray to God to bless our relationship and bring us to the mountain of victory.

I don't intend to promise you heaven on earth, but as a sign of my appreciation for our love, besides offering my virginity to you (i.e. if u are), I promise to take heed, watch the sun rise above your head, slowly hold your arm against mine, walk you up the steps of Luwum street's MM Plaza to World of Inspiration - Uganda's suite T33 and get you a ticket to the 5th Nov MAGOGOMUS AUTHORS’ FORUM – a tantalizing inspirational event where we shall have a live debate on‪#‎TurningIdeasIntoMoney‬, featuring 4 top entrepreneurs who have earned billions from their ideas. This magnetic event will be happening at the National Theatre, starting 5:30pm. It’s just 40k and I have already called 0704666851 to book our seats! That day I will even ask you the big question: “So will you…?”

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Remixed by BAKE ROBERT TUMUHAISE.